CL is tricky

I like Coors Light, but it can be tricky. Sometimes I can drink it forever and barely feel a thing, but sometimes like last night I only had a handful and I got pretty drunk. Oh well life goes on.

Commom Sense??????

I figured out why Target's stock price is falling. It's January 2nd and we went there to buy a pair of boots for the boy and they don't carry them anymore because there getting ready for the summer seasson. HMMM....IT'S FREAKIN 4 ABOVE WITH WINDCHILL BELOW ZERO, THERE'S A FOOT OF SNOW OUT THERE, IT SOUNDS LIKE THE PERFECT TIME FOR THE SUMMER SEASON. We still have at least three more months of this crap. Get a clue Target. Lucky for us we were able to overpay for a pair of boots at Gander Mountain.

My wife's insecurities

I finally figured out why my wife didn't want me to get handlebars. It's not because I look foolish, it's because she's afraid she will lose me. Don't worry honey, I'm not going to leave no matter how many times I get hit on now. That's why she didn't want to go to the grocery store last night, she was afraid that I might have my clothes ripped off by women that couldn't control themselves.

I just thought of something else, if the Vikings win their playoff game on Sunday while I have the handlebars, I might have to keep them until they lose. I don't want to jinx them. Handlebars and Zubaz, Yeah I know, I'm pretty cool.

God I hate Donna Martin

I like to watch the old school 90210. It's on at 4 and 5 on the soap network. Donna Martin makes me so mad. Every scene that has her in it, my blood pressure starts to rise and I just want to kill her. If she wasn't on the show, it would still be on. Yesterday she was caught in an outdoor fire, but wouldn't leave this stupid little deer that I guess was just roaming around Beverly Hills. Of sourse some great looking fireman saves her and they fall in love, and then I have to watch her be all googly goo. And today she gets all mad and motherly towards David and tries to ruin his trip to Vegas. From now on, when she comes on, I'm going to switch it to sports center.

hmmmmm

I'm pretty sure I don't like irratatus. Heres's a convo with the wife who has contracted the irratatus virus.(I would have called it irratitus, but I won't say it to her face).

Jeff: We are invited to go to Chucky Cheese tomorow night.

Jaime: Thanks for asking me!!!

Jeff: I didn't say yes, I just said we were invited.

Jaime: We're not kids

Jeff: Well they have kids and they are our friends.

Jaime: We don't have kids.

Jeff: I'm pretty sure Austin would want to go.

Jaime: No he wouldn't.

I think you get the picture. I still love you honey.

CL

I like Coors Light!!!

Movies

I love going to movies. We went to the movies today and saw The Curious Case of Benjermin Button, and although I love going, I wonder why the woman that sat behind was unable to chew with her mouth closed while chewing popcorn. Did this person have no parents to teach them, it wasn't like this was some kid, this was a grown woman. A couple of times during the movie, I gave her the half turn look. I doubt she saw me through the snowstorm of kernals in the air around her. It wasn't a loud action movie either, so sometimes the only thing you could hear is this woman chomping. You could just tell she had no clue either, and I'm sure she goes home and night and wonders why shes single and has to go to the movies by herself. Normally I would have made some comment under my breath after the movie just loud enough for her to hear, but since its x-mas, I decided not to.

I hope everyone had a great x-mas.