BASEBALL SEASON IS HERE

Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.

top five days of the year.

1. TODAY....the first day of the NCAA tourney is the best day of the year...cause this is wear young boys turn into men.

2. Opening day of the football season....cause I get to wear my Viking Zubaz again

3. Super bowl Sunday....cause I like food

4. X-mas....cause it's X-mas, duh

5. Opening day of the baseball season...Spring is in the air

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SEE YA SUCKERS

We are off to Florida. It's about time today got here. It is zero degrees right now and by two it will be 80. I would like to give a shout out to all my freezing their ass off peeps. I will be thinking about you. I may even bring some sand back for you all.

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I'm old

Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, I live in a zoo, I look like a monkey and I smell like one too.

Weekly weigh in

I'm not going to weign in this week because I know I will not like the results.

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February Sucks

I really hate the month of february as you could probably tell from my title. Football season is over and the NCAA b-ball tourney doesn't start until the middle of March. But thing I hate most about February is that it's still winter and I am sick of it. It just depresses me. I lose most of my motivation, it's a struggle to do things that I normally love to do. I think I probably suffer from that SAD disorder where you don't get enough light. I truly believe I am solar powered, so the less sun I get, the less Jeff there is. I wroked today in the sun and it gave me enough energy to finally blog(which I'm sure my fans are grateful), it also gave me enough energy to make dinner and go play b-ball tonight. I may even shave!! I could also get a haircut, but I think I need another day in the sun for that to happen.


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Weekly weigh in

I am now at 206.4.....a loss of .4 pounds for the week thanks mostly to the poopy I took right before weigh in. I need to get more motivated. I need the freaking sun to come out because I am solar powered.

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