hmmm

I just figured out that we waste $150 a year on milk that the wife and the boy dump into the sink after eating cereal. They dump out more than they use. That's nine cases of Coors Light we could be buying.

BPB...out

technology

Austin got a ipod touch a few months ago, and now he has given me his old ipod. I'm still trying to figure it out, but I'm sure it will be worth the frustration. Where else could I have Nick Lachey, Bon Jovi, Rascal Flatts, Josh Groban, Andrei Bocelli, Boys II Men, Def Lepard, and countless other fabulous musicians at my fingertips. I will no longer have to lug the big boom box around the house. I can be just like all all teenagers and wear it all the time, so I don't have to pay attention to anybody.

BPB... i'm out

NOT YET

These are the boys favorite words. "Hey boy, did you do your homework? " he replies "not yet." "Hey smells, did you do your chores?" he replies "not yet" So yesterday I asked him why he always says that and he says he says its because he was just about to do these things just before I ask. Typical teenage response. But being a much wiser parent I said. "so yesterday when were leaving to go somewhere and we are already in the garage about to go into the vehicle and we asked if you brushed your teeth and you said "not yet", that means you were just about to go back into the house in do it just before we asked." Nice try smells. Oh to be a know it all teenager again filled with excuses.

BPB...out

1ST WEEK WEIGH IN

I am pleased to annouced that I jumped on the scale and I now weigh 206.8. I weight loss of 3.4 pounds for the week. That's pretty good since I only worked one day. I would like to thank oranges and soup for making this happen. I think this means I can pig out on chicken enchilads(also known as mmmmchiladas) tonight.

BPB...out

Why kids are lazy and stupid.

It's because their parents are lazy and stupid. The kids have no choice because they watch their idiotic parents do stupid ass shit all day. I go to drop the boys off at school and there is a big lineup into the parking lot. I sat there and watched as car after car dropped their kid off at the door, one at a time. God forbid you pull up a little farther so three cars can drop there kids off at the same time and make your obese kids walk an extra 10 feet. Yesterday at the Y, there were two guys talking right in the doorway to the locker room. So I stood there and they acted like it was an inconviencene to move so I could get in, and also to get out. Fucking morons. Then there are the parents that have no clue. When you go to the sate fair or a sporting event and these idiots walk diagonally with a dumbass look on their face. And don't even get me started on popcorn chompers at the movies. I could go on and on, but that's enough for today.

BPB...OUT

Last nights timeline.

5:30 Fill up Coors Light Mug

7:00 start watching american idol

7:42 let Jaime turn up heat to 70 (I must be feeling pretty good. I tell her she can have it on for 1 hour and 18 minutes)

8:30 sing Michael Jackson's THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL to Jaime after hearing it on AI.

8:31 I am truly disapointed when Jaime says I shouldn't be on AI

8:32 Fill up Coors Light Mug

9:13 Jaime comes out of the bathroom and all she can see is a broom dancing and me singing BABY COME BACK. I think I'm pretty cool.

9:40 I feel really hot, I realize James has taden advantage of me because the heat is still set at 70.

11:30 go to bed

F*CK IT

So that's how I am feeling right now. I usually don't drink during the week, but I just filled my Coors Light Mug with Bacardi Lemon and 7-up. I'm sick of this cold-ass weather. I'm sick of waiting for contractors to pay me. I'm sick of winter period. Everybody I know is having a shitty week. So I decided that I will take one for the team and drink for all my peeps who are having a shitty week.