Animal Humane Society Walk for Animals:

Animal Humane Society Walk for Animals:

Animal Humane Society Walk for Animals:

Animal Humane Society Walk for Animals:

BASEBALL SEASON IS HERE

Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.

top five days of the year.

1. TODAY....the first day of the NCAA tourney is the best day of the year...cause this is wear young boys turn into men.

2. Opening day of the football season....cause I get to wear my Viking Zubaz again

3. Super bowl Sunday....cause I like food

4. X-mas....cause it's X-mas, duh

5. Opening day of the baseball season...Spring is in the air

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SEE YA SUCKERS

We are off to Florida. It's about time today got here. It is zero degrees right now and by two it will be 80. I would like to give a shout out to all my freezing their ass off peeps. I will be thinking about you. I may even bring some sand back for you all.

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I'm old

Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, I live in a zoo, I look like a monkey and I smell like one too.

Weekly weigh in

I'm not going to weign in this week because I know I will not like the results.

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February Sucks

I really hate the month of february as you could probably tell from my title. Football season is over and the NCAA b-ball tourney doesn't start until the middle of March. But thing I hate most about February is that it's still winter and I am sick of it. It just depresses me. I lose most of my motivation, it's a struggle to do things that I normally love to do. I think I probably suffer from that SAD disorder where you don't get enough light. I truly believe I am solar powered, so the less sun I get, the less Jeff there is. I wroked today in the sun and it gave me enough energy to finally blog(which I'm sure my fans are grateful), it also gave me enough energy to make dinner and go play b-ball tonight. I may even shave!! I could also get a haircut, but I think I need another day in the sun for that to happen.


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Weekly weigh in

I am now at 206.4.....a loss of .4 pounds for the week thanks mostly to the poopy I took right before weigh in. I need to get more motivated. I need the freaking sun to come out because I am solar powered.

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Darwin would be 200 today.

The mastermind behind the theory of evolution would be 200 today. I saw a poll today that says that only 39% of americans believe in evolution. It still boggles my mind that so many people do not believe in evolution. Then we wonder why our country is on a downward spiral. Some people say that evolution is just a theory, guess what, so is fucking gravity. The people who don't believe in evolution argue that they just have a different BELIEF. It would be like me saying that I believe that women get pregnant by ants who carry little bitty babies into their wombs at night. No, I don't have any facts to supprt it, don't need to, it's my BELIEF. The main people who disagree with evolution are the church goers. I have no problem with people who go to church, I often attend myself. It can be a good experience, and it does make you think about things. But just because I attend doesn't mean I HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT. I still have a brain. I guess that's why I attend a church where they deal with more real life issues.


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just a few reasons I am awesome

i use all my milk with my cereal

i like coors light

my wife is freakin awesome

I'm street strong

I pee standing up

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Weekly weigh in

I weigh exactly what I weighed two weeks ago. Not bad considering my superbowl party and the fact that I didn't move for two days afterward. This week it's back to business.

How to fix a printer.

So I was trying to print out my invoices today and the printer wasn't working properly. So here is how I fixed it step by step.

1. It says that there is a paper jam so take paper out and put back in. Repeat 20 times.

2. Have your significant other try. Repeat five times.

3. Start swearing.

4. Casually throw office chair.

5. Unplug everything from the printer and throw it onto bed.

6. Put your hands in the place where paper goes and say cmon you stupid MFer.

7. Hit printer repeatedly while cursing.

8. Put everything back together.

Problem solved.

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finally recovered

I'm finally recovered from the weekend. Just in time because the weather is warming up and I'm ready to get some work done. I'm debating if I should wear shorts tomorrow. hmmm

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WAITING TO KICK SOME ASS!!

So after being really proud of the boy's grade last week, he of course has to ruin it. I haven't looked online for awhile because he was doing so well. I looked today and saw that he missed, not one, not two, not three, but four freaking assignments last week. He's in for a world of hurt. By the time he's ungrounded, his hair will be out of style. GRRRR....DAMN KIDS!!!!!!

Drunk Blog

So I'm pretty drunk right now. Anything said in this blog cannot be held against me. I really don't know what I'm about to write.......and I don't know if thats good or bad. I think my wife is the greatest person I know(sorry Nick)... I think I should tell her that I think that..oh wait, I guess I just did... I think that Austin/Paco/Smells is a great kid even though he didn't videotape my polar plunge!!!! I think that sometimes I am tough on Smells, but it's because I care. It's tough being a step-dad, but i try to be fair.....I think our dog Randi is the best dog ever, and I treat her like she's our baby.... I learned that Nick can't have a taco unless he has his fancy lettuce.... I like Coors Light!!! I'm still trying to figure out why they didn't review the last play of the super-bowl..... Rumor has it that I throw the best super-bowl party ever....I think I am an emotional guy, I'm not afraid to cry at movies or anything emotional that grabs my heart.....I'm tearing up right now because I'm listening to our song "the day before you" by Rascal Flatts. Did I mention that Jaime is the best person I know....Oh yeah I did....I wish I had a relationship with my daughter. I've tried everything and it's still not enough......I'm watching Randi right now and she is sleeping like a person, she has her head on the pillow and is totally sprawled out. I often wonder how randi is made??? We had a bunch of kids over today and I realy want a baby....I will teach that baby how to videotape a polar plunge....

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Weekly weigh in

NOt so good this week. Jumped on scale and it read 206.0 for a weekly weight loss of .8 pounds. I shouldn't be too surprised since I had 20 pounds of yummy enchildas. I ate so many last Saturday that I wasn't able to function properly. All in all not a great week but I still the weight went down.

cheer me up

Whenever I am in a somewhat bad mood, I just think of this pic and it always puts a smile on my face.

We don't live in the valley

Anyboy who has a LIKE tennager will LIKE totally undetstand what this LIKE blog is about. The boy has now LIKE started to say this word LIKE way too much. LIKE it is getting ridiculous. Not only LIKE does he say it when he is LIKE talking, he LIKE says it when he LIKE is texting us. Are you LIKE fricken kidding me. Here's a recent LIKE text from him. "Can LIKE ben come over." He must of thought we wouldn't LIKE understand him if he LIKE didn't put that.

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hmmm

I just figured out that we waste $150 a year on milk that the wife and the boy dump into the sink after eating cereal. They dump out more than they use. That's nine cases of Coors Light we could be buying.

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