Wednesday, January 14, 2009

F*CK IT

So that's how I am feeling right now. I usually don't drink during the week, but I just filled my Coors Light Mug with Bacardi Lemon and 7-up. I'm sick of this cold-ass weather. I'm sick of waiting for contractors to pay me. I'm sick of winter period. Everybody I know is having a shitty week. So I decided that I will take one for the team and drink for all my peeps who are having a shitty week.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

diet time

I think its diet time. I just jumped on the scale and I wasn't pleased with what I saw. I won't go crazy with it, but just lose a couple pounds a week. I'm pretty sure I gained 10 holiday pounds. I ate alot and didn't poay basketball because its closed for the holidays. I played this mourning and I am already sore. I think mygoal is to lose 20 pounds. I weigh 210.2 pounds as of today. I feel more energized when I'm below 200. I'm sure Nick is making lowfat pizza tonite and I will be drinking coors LIGHT so that should help my cause.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Finally over it?????

I think I am finally over the Vikings loss on Sunday. As long as nobody brings it up and gets me going again. I still believe Childress should be fired, and tortured in some non-life threatning way. I was thinking paper cuts all over his body and then pouring vinegar on him. Or making him sit in 1st grade so he can learn to use a clock. Better yet he should come over to clean up all the dog shit in our backyard(and the Dians and walleks), since I have had to put up with all the bull-shit coming out of his mouth for the last three years. HMMM...maybe I'm not completely over this yet.

BPB...OUT

Sunday, January 4, 2009

GAMEDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skol, Vikings!Let's win this game.Skol, Vikings!Honor your name.
Go get that first down,then get a touchdown.Rock 'em... Sock 'em...Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Skol, Vikings!Run out the score;You'll hear us yell for more.V-I-K-I-N-G-S!Skol, Vikings, let's go!


YEAH YEAH YEAH WOOHOO, BIG DAY, GET FIRED UP BOYS, EIGHT HOURS TILL KICKOFF

Saturday, January 3, 2009

CL is tricky

I like Coors Light, but it can be tricky. Sometimes I can drink it forever and barely feel a thing, but sometimes like last night I only had a handful and I got pretty drunk. Oh well life goes on.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Commom Sense??????

I figured out why Target's stock price is falling. It's January 2nd and we went there to buy a pair of boots for the boy and they don't carry them anymore because there getting ready for the summer seasson. HMMM....IT'S FREAKIN 4 ABOVE WITH WINDCHILL BELOW ZERO, THERE'S A FOOT OF SNOW OUT THERE, IT SOUNDS LIKE THE PERFECT TIME FOR THE SUMMER SEASON. We still have at least three more months of this crap. Get a clue Target. Lucky for us we were able to overpay for a pair of boots at Gander Mountain.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

My wife's insecurities

I finally figured out why my wife didn't want me to get handlebars. It's not because I look foolish, it's because she's afraid she will lose me. Don't worry honey, I'm not going to leave no matter how many times I get hit on now. That's why she didn't want to go to the grocery store last night, she was afraid that I might have my clothes ripped off by women that couldn't control themselves.

I just thought of something else, if the Vikings win their playoff game on Sunday while I have the handlebars, I might have to keep them until they lose. I don't want to jinx them. Handlebars and Zubaz, Yeah I know, I'm pretty cool.