Why kids are lazy and stupid.

It's because their parents are lazy and stupid. The kids have no choice because they watch their idiotic parents do stupid ass shit all day. I go to drop the boys off at school and there is a big lineup into the parking lot. I sat there and watched as car after car dropped their kid off at the door, one at a time. God forbid you pull up a little farther so three cars can drop there kids off at the same time and make your obese kids walk an extra 10 feet. Yesterday at the Y, there were two guys talking right in the doorway to the locker room. So I stood there and they acted like it was an inconviencene to move so I could get in, and also to get out. Fucking morons. Then there are the parents that have no clue. When you go to the sate fair or a sporting event and these idiots walk diagonally with a dumbass look on their face. And don't even get me started on popcorn chompers at the movies. I could go on and on, but that's enough for today.

BPB...OUT

Last nights timeline.

5:30 Fill up Coors Light Mug

7:00 start watching american idol

7:42 let Jaime turn up heat to 70 (I must be feeling pretty good. I tell her she can have it on for 1 hour and 18 minutes)

8:30 sing Michael Jackson's THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL to Jaime after hearing it on AI.

8:31 I am truly disapointed when Jaime says I shouldn't be on AI

8:32 Fill up Coors Light Mug

9:13 Jaime comes out of the bathroom and all she can see is a broom dancing and me singing BABY COME BACK. I think I'm pretty cool.

9:40 I feel really hot, I realize James has taden advantage of me because the heat is still set at 70.

11:30 go to bed

F*CK IT

So that's how I am feeling right now. I usually don't drink during the week, but I just filled my Coors Light Mug with Bacardi Lemon and 7-up. I'm sick of this cold-ass weather. I'm sick of waiting for contractors to pay me. I'm sick of winter period. Everybody I know is having a shitty week. So I decided that I will take one for the team and drink for all my peeps who are having a shitty week.

diet time

I think its diet time. I just jumped on the scale and I wasn't pleased with what I saw. I won't go crazy with it, but just lose a couple pounds a week. I'm pretty sure I gained 10 holiday pounds. I ate alot and didn't poay basketball because its closed for the holidays. I played this mourning and I am already sore. I think mygoal is to lose 20 pounds. I weigh 210.2 pounds as of today. I feel more energized when I'm below 200. I'm sure Nick is making lowfat pizza tonite and I will be drinking coors LIGHT so that should help my cause.

Finally over it?????

I think I am finally over the Vikings loss on Sunday. As long as nobody brings it up and gets me going again. I still believe Childress should be fired, and tortured in some non-life threatning way. I was thinking paper cuts all over his body and then pouring vinegar on him. Or making him sit in 1st grade so he can learn to use a clock. Better yet he should come over to clean up all the dog shit in our backyard(and the Dians and walleks), since I have had to put up with all the bull-shit coming out of his mouth for the last three years. HMMM...maybe I'm not completely over this yet.

BPB...OUT

GAMEDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skol, Vikings!Let's win this game.Skol, Vikings!Honor your name.
Go get that first down,then get a touchdown.Rock 'em... Sock 'em...Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Skol, Vikings!Run out the score;You'll hear us yell for more.V-I-K-I-N-G-S!Skol, Vikings, let's go!


YEAH YEAH YEAH WOOHOO, BIG DAY, GET FIRED UP BOYS, EIGHT HOURS TILL KICKOFF

CL is tricky

I like Coors Light, but it can be tricky. Sometimes I can drink it forever and barely feel a thing, but sometimes like last night I only had a handful and I got pretty drunk. Oh well life goes on.