WAITING TO KICK SOME ASS!!

So after being really proud of the boy's grade last week, he of course has to ruin it. I haven't looked online for awhile because he was doing so well. I looked today and saw that he missed, not one, not two, not three, but four freaking assignments last week. He's in for a world of hurt. By the time he's ungrounded, his hair will be out of style. GRRRR....DAMN KIDS!!!!!!

Drunk Blog

So I'm pretty drunk right now. Anything said in this blog cannot be held against me. I really don't know what I'm about to write.......and I don't know if thats good or bad. I think my wife is the greatest person I know(sorry Nick)... I think I should tell her that I think that..oh wait, I guess I just did... I think that Austin/Paco/Smells is a great kid even though he didn't videotape my polar plunge!!!! I think that sometimes I am tough on Smells, but it's because I care. It's tough being a step-dad, but i try to be fair.....I think our dog Randi is the best dog ever, and I treat her like she's our baby.... I learned that Nick can't have a taco unless he has his fancy lettuce.... I like Coors Light!!! I'm still trying to figure out why they didn't review the last play of the super-bowl..... Rumor has it that I throw the best super-bowl party ever....I think I am an emotional guy, I'm not afraid to cry at movies or anything emotional that grabs my heart.....I'm tearing up right now because I'm listening to our song "the day before you" by Rascal Flatts. Did I mention that Jaime is the best person I know....Oh yeah I did....I wish I had a relationship with my daughter. I've tried everything and it's still not enough......I'm watching Randi right now and she is sleeping like a person, she has her head on the pillow and is totally sprawled out. I often wonder how randi is made??? We had a bunch of kids over today and I realy want a baby....I will teach that baby how to videotape a polar plunge....

BPB...out

Weekly weigh in

NOt so good this week. Jumped on scale and it read 206.0 for a weekly weight loss of .8 pounds. I shouldn't be too surprised since I had 20 pounds of yummy enchildas. I ate so many last Saturday that I wasn't able to function properly. All in all not a great week but I still the weight went down.

cheer me up

Whenever I am in a somewhat bad mood, I just think of this pic and it always puts a smile on my face.

We don't live in the valley

Anyboy who has a LIKE tennager will LIKE totally undetstand what this LIKE blog is about. The boy has now LIKE started to say this word LIKE way too much. LIKE it is getting ridiculous. Not only LIKE does he say it when he is LIKE talking, he LIKE says it when he LIKE is texting us. Are you LIKE fricken kidding me. Here's a recent LIKE text from him. "Can LIKE ben come over." He must of thought we wouldn't LIKE understand him if he LIKE didn't put that.

BPB...LIKE out

hmmm

I just figured out that we waste $150 a year on milk that the wife and the boy dump into the sink after eating cereal. They dump out more than they use. That's nine cases of Coors Light we could be buying.

BPB...out

technology

Austin got a ipod touch a few months ago, and now he has given me his old ipod. I'm still trying to figure it out, but I'm sure it will be worth the frustration. Where else could I have Nick Lachey, Bon Jovi, Rascal Flatts, Josh Groban, Andrei Bocelli, Boys II Men, Def Lepard, and countless other fabulous musicians at my fingertips. I will no longer have to lug the big boom box around the house. I can be just like all all teenagers and wear it all the time, so I don't have to pay attention to anybody.

BPB... i'm out