just a few reasons I am awesome

i use all my milk with my cereal

i like coors light

my wife is freakin awesome

I'm street strong

I pee standing up

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Weekly weigh in

I weigh exactly what I weighed two weeks ago. Not bad considering my superbowl party and the fact that I didn't move for two days afterward. This week it's back to business.

How to fix a printer.

So I was trying to print out my invoices today and the printer wasn't working properly. So here is how I fixed it step by step.

1. It says that there is a paper jam so take paper out and put back in. Repeat 20 times.

2. Have your significant other try. Repeat five times.

3. Start swearing.

4. Casually throw office chair.

5. Unplug everything from the printer and throw it onto bed.

6. Put your hands in the place where paper goes and say cmon you stupid MFer.

7. Hit printer repeatedly while cursing.

8. Put everything back together.

Problem solved.

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finally recovered

I'm finally recovered from the weekend. Just in time because the weather is warming up and I'm ready to get some work done. I'm debating if I should wear shorts tomorrow. hmmm

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WAITING TO KICK SOME ASS!!

So after being really proud of the boy's grade last week, he of course has to ruin it. I haven't looked online for awhile because he was doing so well. I looked today and saw that he missed, not one, not two, not three, but four freaking assignments last week. He's in for a world of hurt. By the time he's ungrounded, his hair will be out of style. GRRRR....DAMN KIDS!!!!!!

Drunk Blog

So I'm pretty drunk right now. Anything said in this blog cannot be held against me. I really don't know what I'm about to write.......and I don't know if thats good or bad. I think my wife is the greatest person I know(sorry Nick)... I think I should tell her that I think that..oh wait, I guess I just did... I think that Austin/Paco/Smells is a great kid even though he didn't videotape my polar plunge!!!! I think that sometimes I am tough on Smells, but it's because I care. It's tough being a step-dad, but i try to be fair.....I think our dog Randi is the best dog ever, and I treat her like she's our baby.... I learned that Nick can't have a taco unless he has his fancy lettuce.... I like Coors Light!!! I'm still trying to figure out why they didn't review the last play of the super-bowl..... Rumor has it that I throw the best super-bowl party ever....I think I am an emotional guy, I'm not afraid to cry at movies or anything emotional that grabs my heart.....I'm tearing up right now because I'm listening to our song "the day before you" by Rascal Flatts. Did I mention that Jaime is the best person I know....Oh yeah I did....I wish I had a relationship with my daughter. I've tried everything and it's still not enough......I'm watching Randi right now and she is sleeping like a person, she has her head on the pillow and is totally sprawled out. I often wonder how randi is made??? We had a bunch of kids over today and I realy want a baby....I will teach that baby how to videotape a polar plunge....

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Weekly weigh in

NOt so good this week. Jumped on scale and it read 206.0 for a weekly weight loss of .8 pounds. I shouldn't be too surprised since I had 20 pounds of yummy enchildas. I ate so many last Saturday that I wasn't able to function properly. All in all not a great week but I still the weight went down.